My Jesus, you make my eyeliner run.
Sometimes excerpts from the lyrics help:Blind Faith"I don't need to know why I believe;All I need is Jesus my heart to receive;I have Blind Faith... yeah! ..."I'm not Called"Some are called to missions,Some are called to pray,Some are called to give,But I am called to play.So I thank God I'm not calledTo do anything but play;I'm not called to go,I'm just called to stay;Playing my guitar,Every Sunday,So I think God I'm not called,That's just my way."God Just Wants Me to be Happy"All my wife does is complain,She doesn't love me anymore,But there's someone else I met,In the Christian bookstore.She loves me so much,This angel from heaven,My wife doesn't care,She's only number seven.But I know that God just wants meHe just wants me to be happy..."
"I've Gone Beyond Eisegesis And Into Emogesis""My Hermeneutics Isn't Bad, It's Just That No-one Understands Me""Joel Olsteen Is A Bully And Made Me Cry"
Oh, I Feel So Very Different, Though I Look Like All the RestPastel Christianity In a Bold, Bold World
I'll Do What You Say, Lord, If I Can Grow a Fu-Man-Chu.Preserve Me, Lord; My Germ-X Is Almost Gone.I'll Serve Anywhere You Want, As Long As It's Aruba.
I'm imagining a kind of emo ballad, with the title"A preacher from Seattle crushed my Beetle with his Jeep"
"Does This Pew Make My Butt Look Big"
"ELCA Presents: Power Ballads"
"Why didn't you buy me a Mercedes benz?"
"I'm allergic to those flowers!"
"ANGST ‘N ARGYLE: Confessions Of A Long Time Bed Wetter.”al sends
Caught Between Purity and Porn
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