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Everyone rightly wants to guard against odor and sweat. But strong Christians should be extra careful to avoid inciting secular advances with those unscriptural body sprays.
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Most Christians know that wonderful scent of a fresh, new Bible. If they don’t, they are probably not real Christians. Seeker sensitive Christians use New Bible Body Spray.
So, go ahead. Put your Bible away and relax in your favorite coffee shop with a Sports Illustrated or Homes & Gardens. Do not sit there for hours with your Bible open, waiting to be spotted by another Christian. The specially formulated New Bible scent will be with you wherever you go.
Remember: New Bible Body Spray “It’s For Strong Christians.”
Note: If you are more likely to experience a downpour of sweat than simply perspire, try the New Amplified Bible Body Spray.