29 July, 2008

Lost Sheep Looks for Shepherd

CAIRO, EGYPT - In a stunning discovery, archaeologists working near ancient Alexandria have come upon what appears to be a second century manuscript of Luke's gospel. This particular manuscript, which is in excellent condition, had been sitting in a clay jar in what appears to have been an old storage chamber under several levels of city streets.

Lead archaeologist Dr. Wilson Davies, professor of Middle Eastern history at Southern Methodist University, told TBNN, "We are very excited about this find. We believe it will shed light on what Luke was really trying to tell us so many years ago. The chapter 15 passage in particular is very interesting."

In most bibles Luke 15:4-5 reads something like this, ""What man of you, having a hundred sheep, if he has lost one of them, does not leave the ninety-nine in the open country, and go after the one that is lost, until he finds it? And when he has found it, he lays it on his shoulders, rejoicing."

According to the archaeological team, this new manuscript reads differently. In Greek, it says in Luke 15:4-5: "What sheep of you when you are lost does not leave the open country and go after the shepherd until you find him? And when you have found him, you jump on his shoulders, rejoicing."

Dr. Davies defended the find by stating that the manuscript does not appear to have any tampering and appears authentic. According to Davies, "This manuscript just lends further support to our Wesleyan-Methodist theology at SMU. Ever since John Wesley himself, we have believed that it is man who chooses God. This manuscript, which could be a copy of the original writing of Luke himself, supports our beliefs. It is now clear that the sheep searches for the shepherd instead of the shepherd searching for the sheep."

5 comments:

MissouriPilgrim said...

Like the prophet Isaiah said, "All we like shepherds have gone astray..."

Jeff said...

WOW, that is significant, and what a blow to the KJV only crowd that it was sooooo readable.

Darrin said...

"No, dear Sir, YOU mistake."

Lee Shelton IV said...

Oh, no! Calvinism is a sham! I've been living a lie!

pilgrim said...

And so relevant with some recent announcements.

Sad actually, but true.