New York, New York-- [Following George’s baptismal service, Timmy walks up to the platform and begins a conversation with George.]
Timmy: What are you doing?
Timmy: Did you just double dip?
George: Excuse me?
Timmy: You just double dipped?
George: Double dipped? What, what, what are you talking about?
Timmy: You were baptized a few years ago, weren’t you?
Timmy: And you were just baptized again today?
Timmy: Then you double dipped! You dipped in the baptismal. You back-slid… and you dipped again. Don’t you know you’re supposed to take one dip, and end it?
[George turns toward the baptismal and begins to descend into the water on his own yet again. Timmy grabs George’s arm.]
Timmy: Get out of that baptismal!
[An all-out brawl breaks out between George and Timmy.]