Mary Claire Carpenter, a life-long member
of Long Roads Baptist Church can never
seem to understand why the congregation
won't let her be a Sunday morning greeter.
During a press conference Senator and
Presidential hopeful Hillary Clinton is
stumped by the old trick question "Is the
book of Hezekiah in the Old or New
Eco-Friendly churches in California began
experimenting with various ways to leave
less of a carbon footprint in their worship.
For starters one church removed all their pews.