23 November, 2007

TBNN After Thanksgiving Day Sale!!!! Hot Deals on Clearance Items

NET FINNEY 2.0 - The most popular Calvinist/Reformed Internet filter out there today. It's saved millions of unsuspecting Christians from being infected with Reformed theology.

Was: $39.95
Now: $19.95!







Rick Warren's 40 Days of Porpoises: Warren's gripping work dealing with Christian animal rights. A must for any Vegan-Christian friend.

Was: $19.95
Now: $12.95!












Talking Fred Phelps Doll: The perfect gift for your darling dumpling this Christmas. Make the life of your little one complete with Talking Fred.

Was: $9.99
Now: $1.49








The ePhod: Make sure your Indy-Fundy only listens to "good" music! The ePhod ensures that nothing but music with the right balance between rhythm, melody and harmony will play. And NO SONGS WITH DRUMS!

Was: $249.00
Now: $139.00!












The TNAIRSECCLKJMV (t-nair-seckel-KJM-vee): Now the most complicated translation is more affordable. For the loved one in your life who must have every translation under the sun.

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Now: $35.95
















Spiritryl Charismatic Enhancement: Need a little charismatic boost? Having trouble really being "filled"? With Spiritryl all of your worries will end. With over 2000mg of Caffeine, 5000mg of Vitamin B along with 5000mg of Ginseng and Sugar, you're guaranteed to have a Charismatic episode or your money back.

Was: $19.95
Now: $9.95









Calvinix Reformed Theology Inhibitor: Our most popular product of all time. Calvinix blocks those nasty Reformed thoughts before they ever make it to your brain. Supplies limited.

Was: $19.95
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9 comments:

Joe Blackmon said...

40 days of Porpoises, huh? Wonder where you got THAT idea.

Haa haa.

Team Tominthebox News Network said...

Joe,

Actually, I did an article about that way back in January of this year. Check the archives. It's not new.

-Tom

PaPaMarc said...

I am not affiliated in any way with TBNN but I will have to put in an endorsement for Calvinix.
We started putting the contents of a few capsules in the communion juice here at Shady Grove FWB and we have had no problems with that Reformed Theology heresy.
Thanks TBNN!

G. F. McDowell said...

I will reveal the secret, surprise ending to the 40 Days of Porpoises:

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish!

anya said...

Oh my... does the ePhod play CDs if the girls in the cover picture are wearing pants?

:)

Rev.J. Theodore Helms said...

Would you please, please send me my first bottle of "Spiritryl." I think I have forgotten how to speak in tongues like Bro. Hagin taught me... and I just don't care anymore.

Seriously (if I can use that term here) this is hilarious! Thanks.

Joe Blackmon said...

Team tominthebox news network

I was just kidding. I mean, the site is about humor, right?

:-)

Jonathan said...

Are there any serious side affects for taking Calvinix and Spiritryl at the same time?

Darrin said...

Jonathan, this combination is dangerous: You'll speak in tongues and then marvel at your own choice of words.