10 October, 2007

Try New "Up Yonder" Rolls Today!

Nothing completes a holiday meal with family and friends like fresh hot yeast rolls. For over 50 years now Up Yonder rolls have been a part of family holiday traditions everywhere. Only the finest ingredients go into our pre-made frozen yeast rolls. All you have to do is pop them in the oven and in just 20 minutes you'll enjoy that warm fresh homemade flavor like grandma used to make, but in just a fraction of the time.

And now, just in time for the holiday season, try our new flavors of Up Yonder rolls. There's Festive Pumkin, Apple Cinnamon Spice and Honey Butter.

Warm your family's appetite while you warm your hearts around the dinner table. Try Up Yonder rolls today and your family will be sure to say, "When the roll is called 'Up Yonder' I'll be there!"

11 comments:

ICE said...

This was funny! Maybe it's because I read it before breakfast and my brained wasn't awake yet, but I didn't even see the punch line coming, so it really got a good laugh out of me; one of those "of course!" type of reactions. Thanks, Tom, for putting a smile on my face this morning :-)
Robinski

Brother Slawson said...

Too funny!

Do they come in wheat only? or wheat and chaff?

Brother Slawson
316 Beyond-the-skies Rd.
Other Shore, AL

Corey Reynolds said...

I don't know what's funnier, the post or the commenter who said his "brained wasn't awake yet."

HAH!

Jamesr said...

These things sound good. I'll have to give them a try. I'll serve them up with my famous "Posta-Bee" coffee. (If you're not sure what that hot beverage is, just remember that it's "Posta-Bee" (it is supposed to be) coffee.)


Since these rolls not likely to be available in stores, do you know of any churches that sell them?

D.J. said...

I echo Ice, I was blind to the impending punchline. Very nice.

Joe Blackmon said...

I'm sure we'll all enjoy these delicious rolls "as we serve togeether". I'm going to end up laughing out loud at work one of these days.

Joe Blackmon said...

When at the dinner table you chow down
Til you can’t eat anymore
And you’re so full you can’t get out of your chair

When they ask who wants dessert
And you say “I’ll have none”
When the rolls are called “Up Yonder” you’ll be there

When the rolls are called “Up Yonder”
We’ll slather lots of butter
When the rolls are called “Up Yonder”
When the rolls are called “Up Yonder” you’ll be there

ComputerSherpa said...

*rimshot*

Very clever! :D

Darrin said...

Eating so many we can't get up? That's the yeast of our problems.

Jim Pemberton said...

Ok, The "Up Yonder Rolls" making light of the poor Christo-marketing trends was cute, but I lost it on the earnest gaze of the little girl in the photo and had to post. However, when I accessed the article from my reader and saw the good humor of my fellow posters, it was too much. Kudos!!

Anonymous said...

You know what's amazing is that when they make these just a little leaven leavens the whole lump.