HOUSTON, TX - Yesterday, TBNN reported the launch of AIROST (click here), the new airline of Lakewood Church. The airline will officially begin service on October 1st of this year.
Our inside sources at Lakewood informed TBNN today of an exciting announcement coming later this week. Pastor Osteen's latest book, entitled "Become a Better You," will be released on October 15th (that is not a joke). The exciting part is that anyone who travels via AIROST will receive a copy of Pastor Joel's new book absolutely free.
The pre-release advertisement for the book indicates that Osteen will tell us his "7 keys to improving your everyday life." While these seven secrets have been kept under lock-and-key prior to release, our sources at Lakewood have informed us of what they are fairly certain the seven will be.
Here they are:
1) Think positive thoughts.
2) Preach positive self-statements to yourself such as "I can do it," and, "I think I can."
3) Be good and do lots of good things.
4) Avoid negative people at all costs.
5) Refuse to accept feelings of guilt or dwell on the past.
6) Give generously to Lakewood Church. Remember, "God only loves a cheerful giver."
7) Smile a lot and be happy.
The book's forward was reportedly written by Dr. Phil.
We have also learned that even though the book will not hit the store shelves until October 15, "Become a Better You" will be waiting on the seats of AIROST starting October 1st. As you are flying, the book will help you relax, amaze you with Osteen's knowledge of the Hebrew and Greek, and cause you to look forward to the next great expository sermon series at Lakewood. So, if you want first access to Pastor Joel's key insights, you had better book your tickets today.
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