18 July, 2007
Spiritryl: "When Being Filled Just Isn't Enough"
Do you ever find yourself on Sunday mornings, tired, depressed, down and out? Ever feel like you just can't "get into the spirit" of the worship? Do the songs seem dull and repetitive? Are you just plain lousy at speaking in tongues? Now there's help.
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Note: Do not take Spiritryl if you are under the age of 20 or over the age of 45, pregnant or breastfeeding. Spiritryl may cause dizziness, and sleeplessness for up to 72 hours. If sleeplessness occurs for longer than 96 hours contact a physician. People with heart problems should not take Spiritryl. Participating in any of the following activities after taking Spiritryl is considered extremely dangerous: Driving, eating, carrying children, cooking, drinking, brushing your teeth, or talking on the phone.