Thank you for your recent email regarding the Tominthebox News Network Blog site. It is very obvious, though, that you do not care for our site. I am sorry that you find the site "repulsive" and "cursed."
You mentioned in your email that you are currently engaged in praying "imprecations" against us here at Tominthebox. While we wish you would not do this, we completely and totally understand if this is what you must do. Might I suggest several ideas for your imprecatory prayers;
- Smite him hip and thigh
- Let him be stoned
- Let him be stricken with a sudden incomprehension of the English language
So I hope those suggestions help you in your pursuit of my destruction. I invite you to please continue reading the website at your leisure.
As to an address where you can come "protest" me, we are currently in the process of moving overseas to St. Petersburg, Russia. You are more than welcome to come and protest us there. Might I suggest that when you come you also bring signs condemning current Russian President Vladimir Putin and protest right in front of the United Russia party office. I can assure you if you do that your protest will be greatly noticed.
P.S. You accused me of not believing in the King James Bible. Of course I believe in it. I have seen it!