08 June, 2007

Church Divided Over Pronunciation of "Naked"

MEMPHIS, TENNESSEE

It is a controversy that has been brewing now for almost ten years at Piney Hills Baptist Church in Memphis. At various times during the year the subject comes up, and each time the division between the factions within the church only grows deeper. The whole issue surrounds the pronunciation of the word "naked."

On one side of the issue is the church's pastor, Paul Billingsley.

"The word is pronounced 'nay-ked' just like it's spelled" said Billingsley. "I have no idea why these people want to make such a big deal over how I say it."

But on the other side of the issue is the church's associate pastor, Jeff Cummings.

"I know that it's spelled 'n-a-k-e-d' but you say it like 'nekkid'" said Cummings. "That's just the way to say it. To say 'nay-ked' sounds so 'hoity-toity' and smarty."

While these two factions are the predominant ones within the church there exists another smaller group that insists on a totally different pronunciation.

"Look, 'b-a-k-e-d' is pronounced 'baked'" said deacon Arthur Gillian. "No one goes around saying 'bay-ked' so why should 'n-a-k-e-d' be 'nay-ked?' We should just say 'naked' just like in 'baked' or 'waked.'"

The issue was heightened this past Sunday when Cummings preached from Genesis chapter 3 and quoted God as asking Eve "who told you that you were nekkid?" which clearly caused stirring amongst the members of the congregation.

"I knew he was going to do that" said Billingsley. "I think he chose to preach on that passage just to bring up the issue."

The church has requested that a board of overseers made up of pastors from surrounding area churches intervene before the issue causes more division in the church. But many fear that hard feelings have already grown too deep for there to be a real reconciliation.

"I'm willing to talk" said Cummings." But I'm firm about my convictions. I'm not going to change the way I talk for anyone. I hope we can find a solution to this problem."

11 comments:

Fletch said...

For goodness sakes (pronounced "say-kiss"), sounds like a church split is coming...maybe two!
By the way...is Piney Hills prounced piney, like the tree, or is it "pinnay", giving it a French edge to it?
Fletch

Peter Kirk said...

Tom, you'll come across worse than this in St Petersburg, and that's from the Americans! When I was studying Russian there in 1993-94 I was surprised to find the international church was worshipping "Gahd", rather than "God" with the nice British short "o" I was used to. But then I guess you might say "Gahd" yourself!

Jeff said...

"Neck-id" Two syllahbuls giveth thee wurd a propper emmfasis.

Sewing said...

Very funny. I remember when I first saw the word in print many moons ago, I thought it rhymed with "baked." Only later did I actually recognize the word and realize I'd heard it before!

Lee Shelton said...

You mean this church actually allows the word "naked" (in any pronunciation) to be uttered within its walls? Must be one of those liberal churches.

nakedpastor said...

"In my personal opinion," says nakedpastor, a picture's worth a thousand words!

Religion Roundtable said...

I wonder how they pronounce it in Hebrew?

pilgrim said...

I think it's quicker to say nekkid--as you can almost make it one syllable--therefore it is quicker to say it, if you must say it (and only if it's there in the By-a-buhl.

Sewing said...

RR: nah-KED.

Keith said...

Will an MP3 (pronounced M-P-three) of the Genesis 3 sermon be available?

Joseph said...

It's quite simple. As the late Atlanta Journal columnist Lewis Grizzard pointed out, "naked" is when you ain't got no clothes on. "Nekkid" is when you ain't got no clothes on and you up to somethin'.