09 May, 2007

Part of A Balanced Theological Breakfast

"Arrr maties, where be you goin' t' turn when you're hungry in t' mornin'?

It's all your decision. It's all up t' you, scurvy dogs! Choose Arrr-mini-ohs or you be soon walking the plank!"

Try new Arrr-mini-ohs freewill cereal today, the only cereal you must freely choose!

Arrr-mini-ohs is part of a balanced theological breakfast, complete with 12 Arminian points.

If you're looking for a cereal to satisfy your hunger for self destiny look no further than Arrr-mini-ohs!

10 comments:

Lance said...

Oh, this is sweet! This just became my wallpaper 'o the day. I love the mock-up job. Keep up the great work!

ajlin said...

OK, this is the funniest one so far. ROFL

Sewing said...

Very ingenious play on words, and great slogans—actually, for a fake marketing concept, it's pretty good!

Good to see those Arminians are coming up with all these great family-friendly products like NetFinney (now new and improved!) and Arr-mini-ohs.

AspiringTheologian said...

"Choose Arrr-mini-ohs or you be soon walking the plank!"

Ooh... what a choice.

Sewing said...

I wonder if there are any Armenian Arminians?

Tominthebox News Network said...

Sewing,

Actually, when I was in Ukraine about six years ago I met a guy named Armen from Armenia who was an Arminian?!? Now whatcha think about them apples?

-Tom

pilgrim said...

That's Grrrrreat!

Sewing said...

"...I met a guy named Armen from Armenia who was an Arminian..."

Wow, a trifecta!

Stephen Newell said...

Oh. My. Stars. And. Garters.

Laff!

Puritan Lad said...

Actually, when I was in Ukraine about six years ago I met a guy named Armen from Armenia who was an Arminian?!? Now whatcha think about them apples?

Tom. Did he freely choose to be Armenian?