12 May, 2007

New Saturday Edition Coming!

It's too good to be true!!!
Beginning tomorrow, Saturday, May 12th, Tominthebox will begin featuring Saturday posts by our new staff writer, "Brother Slawson." Brother Slawson is a fine fundamentalist of the highest caliber. His credentials include;

  • KJV-only (Even more so than those liberals down in Pensecola)
  • Over 50,000 hours or street preaching experience
  • Ph.D, D.Min, M.Div (all from Hyles-Anderson College)
  • Likes fried chicken
  • Don't like Calvinists
  • Hates Communists
Be sure not to miss it, starting tomorrow morning. Start your weekend off the right way by spewing a swallow of scalding hot coffee out of your mouth while you laugh.

3 comments:

Sewing said...

Woo-hoo! Weekend edition!

Malachi_Abaddon said...

YAY!!!

pilgrim said...

"Start your weekend off the right way by spewing a swallow of scalding hot coffee out of your mouth while you laugh."

Or choking on your lunch.