The Ruckman University of Street Preachers, founded by Dr. Peter S. Ruckman, is now accepting applications for the degree of Doctor of Street Preachin' with classes beginning this fall.
Dr. Ruckman will personally teach you all of the tricks of his trade as you study under his wisdom in classes like...
- Basics of Yelling
- Sign Making 101
- Cuss Words That Are Okay for Preachers to Say 101 & 201
- The King James Bible Basics
- Advanced King James Bible Stuff
- How to Make Fun of James White 101 & 201
- Why Calvinism is Evil
- Why Calvinism is a Lie Out of Hell
- How to Yell at a Calvinist
- Lies That Are Okay to Tell in Order to Accomplish Your Goal
- How to Make People Hate You So That They Persecute You So That You Feel Good About Yourself
"I got my Doctorate from the Ruckman University of Street Preaching in just five weeks. Thanks brother Ruckman!" - Lonnie Pursifull, Street Preacher
Space is limited, so fill out your application today!